1. |
Arnold
01:39
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Get to the chopper
I'm a cop you idiot
You're one ugly motherfucker
Does my body disgust you
Try these pigs in blankets
I call them girly men
I came to America for vacation, I stay cuz they made me governor
You've been terminated
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2. |
Jurassic Park
00:39
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How does it feel
Same as the last time
I’m gonna kill
Your fucking cat
Boom boom boom
Fat fucking asshole
This isn’t fucking Jurassic Park
Why the fuck are you always fighting
It’s 7 in the morning shut the fuck up
This isn’t fucking Jurassic Park
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3. |
Guillotine Fags
00:32
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Who wears short shorts
We wear short shorts
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I'm Glad Phish Broke Up
00:20
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Trampolines and guitars will never fucking mix
You couldn’t fucking spell so you named your band Phish
80 fucking CDs and none are worth a shit
I’d almost go play frisbee golf if it’d make em fucking quit
20 years is 20 too much because your band fucking sucks
Drive your fucking hippie van off a fucking cliff
When I heard that Phish was dead it made me fucking stiff
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My hair is black and in my eyes
But you see through my girl disguise
I cried when I saw Taking Back Sunday
These pants and hair would make Mr T look gay
Cheer up and get a haircut you fucking emo pussy
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6. |
Weenie Wench
00:20
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Don’t bump into me again you slut
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7. |
Donald Trump's Hair
00:14
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What the fuck is up with that guy’s hair
Donald Trump’s hair
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8. |
Sorority Girl
00:18
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Passed out in a frat boy's bed
Drank 40 beers and now you're dead
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9. |
Statutory Road Rage
00:19
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Pissed off cholo
14 year old girlfriend
Meth pipe burning
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It burns
In my crotch
Chlamydia
Gonorrhea
Syphilis
Herpes
The HIV
Get your AIDs out of here
My crotch burns forever, burns for Chapin 5
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11. |
Geraldo
00:36
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Start a child porn satanic panic
Geraldo got kicked out of Iraq
Geraldo got blown, blown by Francis
And got his ass assaulted by fascists
Geraldo’s mustache is gay and his haircut sucks
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12. |
Wigger King
00:27
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Walkin down the street tryna get with some hoes
I got icy blingin chains and too much cologne I got a 45
What the fuck is this guy thinking
He’s a fucking wigger king
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13. |
The Fiend
00:17
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Oh I thought you loved me it’s my birthday gimme some weed
Quit sucking dick for weed you stupid whore
I’ll suck your dick for a bowl
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